Feel trapped?
Feel bored, feel bad?
Feel Sick?
Feel really really bad.....irritating and annoying?
Feel sad and boring?
Feel like had been pissed off?
There are few simple ways to cure it:-
a) PC can help you:
1) Open a new file in your PC.
2) Name it as "Boss" or whoever you HATE.
3) Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4) Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5) Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete "Boss" permanently?"
6) Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.
7) Feel better? Have A Nice Day.
b) Follow a meditation session:
c) Read a joke:
Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."
Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"
Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."
That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.
The next morning he reported to his father. Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is." Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"
Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of $hit."
Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"
Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."
That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.
The next morning he reported to his father. Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is." Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"
Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of $hit."
d) Ask yourselves stupid questions:
Which day of the week do fish hate?
Of course it is Fry-Day...........( - . - )
Of course it is Fry-Day...........( - . - )
e) Smile.....
f) Dance.
g) Ambush others.
h) Have something cute.
i) At last, ENJOY your life. Cheer up!! We all do.
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