ABC Time

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ABC Tree

This is a "ABC Tree"
showing how your family members, friends, loved ones
treat you, help you, assist you, give you support.
True?

Accepts you as you are.

Believes in you.

Calls you just to say "hi."

Doesn't give up on you.

Envisions the whole of you (even the unfinished parts).

Forgives your mistakes.

Gives unconditionally.

Helps you.

Invites you over.

Just likes being with you.

Keeps you close at heart.

Loves you for who you are.

Makes a difference in your life.

Never judges you.

Offers support.

Picks you up.

Quiets your fears.

Raises your spirits.

Says nice things about you.

Tells you the truth when you need to hear it.

Understands you.

Values you.

Walks beside you.

X-plains things you don't understand.

Yells when you won't listen.

Zaps you back to reality.

What will happen if you don't know Japanese?

有四个台湾游客在日本游玩，午饭时间到了，他们走进了一家日本料理寿司店。

这四位游客不是很懂日语，又是比划又是夹杂各地口语地点够了饭菜和饮料，总算填饱了肚子，但在准备结帐时却出了大事故：

A说：“用英语说买单应该可以吧！嗨，Bill（帐单）please！”
老板一鞠躬：“哈依，Bear（啤酒）。”
于是送上四瓶啤酒。

B说：“我来说，How much（多少钱）？”
老板脸泛红光：“哈依，ha-ma-chi（红蚶）！”
接连送上四份红蚶。

C连忙站起来：“听我说吧，日语说结帐应该是I-ku-ra，对，I-ku-ra！”
老板乐颠颠地向后厨喊：“I-ku-ra（鲑鱼卵）！”
马上就又有四盘鲑鱼卵送上桌，C很生气地骂了一句：“##老母！”
老板眉开眼笑地90度大鞠躬：“哈依，哈依，Kani-double（鲟双份）！”

D终于忍不住了：“三八啊！”
老板连打立正：“由西，Sam-ma（秋刀鱼）！”
四个游客一起瘫在椅子上了。

终于，帐单被送来了，价钱可想而知的贵。

C用台湾话说：“杀价！”
老板很惊诧但是掩饰不住开心的情绪：“哈依，Sha-ke（鲑鱼）！”
就这样四份鲑鱼又上桌了。

据说这四个游客至今仍在日本点菜，回不来了……

A LMAO Story

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!” The woman said,“That’s okay.”

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”. The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.” So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. ” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s his is mine and what’s mine is mine.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
So the moral of the story: Women are very clever.
Don’t mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

XD……..hehe!!!

Toilet Signs All Over The World

Everybody should have been to public toilet. Remember how the toilet signs look like? Below are several funny toilet signs from all over the world:

Have a nice day!!

Leg Shaking

What is this?
Yes, of course our dearest LEG.

Below are a few things that can be done by our leg:
a) Play football.

b) Play crazy football.

c) Walk.

d) Run.

e) Escape.

f) Dance.

g) Fight.
h) And there is one more thing you can do with your leg: Shake it!!! Yes, you can.

There's been a good article about Leg Shaking Habit recently:

For full page viewing, click here.



So, what's wrong with leg shaking? An interview was taken place recently with professor Sleeping Hollow. He witnessed few leg shaking moments and came out with this:

[Goyang: Shake]

Nobody knows who he is referring to. Yet, nobody wishes to know. He/she maybe somebody around us right now. You, Me, He or She...... Any idea?


Don't bother...Don't wonder.....

Have a nice day!! And SHAKE IT ALL DAY LONG!!!!!

Philosophy of Charles Schulz

You don't have to actually answer the questions. Just ponder on them.
1. Name the five wealthiest people in the world.
2. Name the last five Heisman trophy winners.
3. Name the last five winners of the Miss America pageant.
4. Name ten people who have won the Nobel or Pulitzer Prize.
5. Name the last half dozen Academy Award winners for best actor and actress.
6. Name the last decade's worth of World Series winners.

How did you do?
The point is, none of us remember the headliners of yesterday.
These are no second-rate achievers.
They are the best in their fields.
But the applause dies.
Awards tarnish.
Achievements are forgotten.
Accolades and certificates are buried with their owners.
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Here's another quiz. See how you do on this one:
1. List a few teachers who aided your journey through school.
2. Name three friends who have helped you through a difficult time.
3. Name five people who have taught you something worthwhile.
4. Think of a few people who have made you feel appreciated and special!!
5. Think of five people you enjoy spending time with.

Easier?
The lesson:
The people who make a difference in your life are NOT the ones with
the most credentials
the most money
or the most awards.
They simply are the ones who CARE the most.

Have a nice day!!

How To Start A Day With Positive Outlook

Feel trapped?
Feel bored, feel bad?
Feel Sick?


Feel really really bad.....irritating and annoying?

Feel sad and boring?

Feel like had been pissed off?

There are few simple ways to cure it:-
a) PC can help you:

1) Open a new file in your PC.
2) Name it as "Boss" or whoever you HATE.
3) Send it to the RECYCLE BIN.
4) Empty the RECYCLE BIN.
5) Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete "Boss" permanently?"
6) Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.
7) Feel better? Have A Nice Day.

b) Follow a meditation session:

c) Read a joke:

Son: "Daddy, I have to write a special report for school, but I don't know what Politics is."

Father: "Well, let's take our home as an example. I am the bread-winner, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mum is the administrator of money, so we'll call her Government. We take care of your need, so let's call you The People. We'll call the maid the Working Class and your brother we can call The Future. Do you understand son?"

Son: "I'm not really sure, Dad. I'll have to think about it."

That night awakened by his brother's crying, the boy went to see what was wrong. Discovering that the baby had seriously soiled his diaper, the boy went to his parents' room and found his mother sound asleep. He went to the maid's room, where, peeking through the keyhole, he saw his father in bed with the maid. The boy's knocking went totally unheeded by his father and the maid, so the boy returned to his room and went back to sleep.

The next morning he reported to his father. Son: "Dad, now I think I understand what Politics is." Father: "Good son! Can you explain it to me in your own words?"

Son: "Well Dad, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, Government is sound asleep, the People are being completely ignored and the Future is full of $hit."

d) Ask yourselves stupid questions:

Which day of the week do fish hate?
Of course it is Fry-Day...........( - . - )

e) Smile..... f) Dance.

g) Ambush others.

h) Have something cute.

i) At last, ENJOY your life. Cheer up!! We all do.