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Showing posts with label Chinese. Show all posts

17.9.09

Trial Exam - 涵枪党

Trial Exam Add Math 有这么一道问题: “已知大象身高***,体长***,体高***。 找出大象的重量。”




晓宇:“身高/360*身长+PI*(体宽-1000)*体积*3重量=体重。”

龄贵:“Kerajaan maritim mendapatkan gajah dari Burma dan Siam untuk dijadikan kenderaan raja.”

子圣:“找个母象回来勾引他,让他说出自己的体重......”

达豪:“对他用满清十大酷刑逼供,直到他招了为止.......”

毓涵:“这个简单.....直接从5楼扔下去,用牛顿第二定律就算出来了........”




Trial Exam BC 有这么几道问题:




子圣都这么回答:


君子成人之美,__________
答:小人夺人所爱

穷则独善其身,__________
答:富则妻妾成群

洛阳亲友如相问,__________
答:就说我在花满楼 (.....)




Happy Hari Raya!

28.7.09

I-Ching Proves 2012

Mr. Loh talked about I-Ching yesterday, stating that I-Ching is an accurate oracle that can successfully predict future. Here's a documentary about Doomsday 2012 which uses I-Ching to prove that 21-12-2012 will be the END OF THE WORLD.




The RAHMAN thing also seems to come true. Najib will be in tight rein of the country until 2012. After that, the RAHMAN thing ends as the world ENDS.


Good Luck...