孤单插曲 (MP10)

当一个人孤单的时候，他都想着什么呢？



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Down Syndrome

Tezuka and SLK - 你那么爱她

This is MP9 - The Last Piece Of Work Before SPM





Good Luck in SPM!

Friends Career Part 1

FRIENDS CAREER PART 1

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Name: Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen
Career: Chemical Engineer, Petronas Director

Promotion:
Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen: What is the name of your car? I can supply you petrol.
Customer: I forgot the name, but it starts with ' T ' .
Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Second Customer:
Customer: Jacob, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen: Well, I can say that male organs here are like Proton car.
Customer: ??
Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen: Look tough but actually very soft.

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Name: PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han
Career: Electric and Electronic Engineer

Interview:
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Second Interview:
Interviewer: Hans, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han: Well, I can say that male organs here are like transformer.
Customer: ??
PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han: The higher the voltage, the lower the heat loss.

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Name: Alastor K Jillian Kok Liang Kooi
Career: Pharmacist

Quotation:

My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is Analgesic,
My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory,
My Presence Is Antiseptic,
My Feeling Is Antipathetic. ..
That’s Why I Am
Pharmacist.

Story:
腼腆的他有一天终于鼓足勇气问心爱的女孩J：你喜欢什么样的男孩子？
女孩说：投缘的。
他问了好多次还是一样的答案，
他只好伤心地说：头扁一点的不行吗？

Question From A Girl:
Girl: 头扁的, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Alastor K Jillian Kok Liang Kooi: Well, I can say the male organs here are like labourers.
Girl: ?
Alastor K Jillian Kok Liang Kooi: Because it works day and night......

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Name: Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei
Career: Money Advisor

Quotation:
I LOVE SIM LIEW KUN!!! (In Facebook)

Life In NUS:
Lecturer: Tezuka, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei: I is...
Lecturer: No, Tezuka. Always say, 'I am.'
Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

Question from NUS:
NUS: Tezuka, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
NUS: How can you say so?
Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

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Trial Exam - 涵枪党

Trial Exam Add Math 有这么一道问题: “已知大象身高***，体长***，体高***。 找出大象的重量。”




晓宇：“身高/360*身长+PI*(体宽-1000)*体积*3重量=体重。”

龄贵：“Kerajaan maritim mendapatkan gajah dari Burma dan Siam untuk dijadikan kenderaan raja.”

子圣：“找个母象回来勾引他，让他说出自己的体重......”

达豪：“对他用满清十大酷刑逼供，直到他招了为止.......”

毓涵：“这个简单.....直接从5楼扔下去，用牛顿第二定律就算出来了........”




Trial Exam BC 有这么几道问题:




子圣都这么回答：


君子成人之美，__________
答：小人夺人所爱

穷则独善其身，__________
答：富则妻妾成群

洛阳亲友如相问，__________
答：就说我在花满楼 （.....)

Happy Hari Raya!

钟恩变怪的原因

有一天,

钟恩

抓走慧敏

慧敏一直在叫"救命"

钟恩:你尽管叫破喉咙吧, 没有人会来救你的!

慧敏:破喉咙!破喉咙!

没有人:慧敏,我来救你了!

钟恩:说曹操曹操到!

曹操:钟恩,你叫我干嘛?

钟恩:哇呀!看到鬼了!

鬼:呵~被发现了!

呵:胡说,谁发现我了?

谁:关我屁事!

钟恩:oh~my god!

上帝:谁叫我!?

谁:没有人叫你啊!

没有人:我哪有!!

据说钟恩就是这样子得了精神分裂症，在班上发疯

Jim A Taught Me How To Write Karangan

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Her English Also Not Bad..

K歌之王

This is MP7.
Utterly classified video

A的偶像剧

This is MP6.

The Revenge Of The Fallen Da Winci

郭龄贵蒋子圣白粉仔是我们涵枪党的灵魂
涵枪党
你改变了一切
你塑造了另一个我们
你非常可贵你领导我们去做一些我们从来都没有机会自己去尝试做的一些事情
我们对此感到非常感激
子圣晓宇龟龟美慧鱼涵大豪都是涵枪党的灵魂使者
入党后的条件很简单党员都必须对周遭的事物感到好奇
我们会为了做任何事情而作任何事情我们做了那任何事情后也会作任何事情来作任何事情
这些实在有够白痴

一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一一

我们非常喜欢喝醋酒
上次我们第一次喝醋酒
酸到我们半死
醋酒就是一边吃醋一边喝酒
由于我们有时会喝到有一点苦苦
因此我们会多喝了一点
你可能会觉得我们很傻不过这就是我们的灵魂
接下来我们还有一个习惯
党员都会二十四小时上网
部 落格飞诗部
都是我们的玩意儿
党内的鱼涵是电脑天才
他二十四小时上网寻找资料
这样他也可以爽到不得了
它可以在数学老师一分纸后的五分钟内把三面满满的选择题干完
最后一点如果党员没来出席这些重要的党员会议宴会等等
那么他们就会受到鞭行
至于鞭哪里无法透露
上次党员买了几打酒准备开一场史无前例的宴会
但有些党员却没来所以就一一一一一一一一一一一一一毁了宴会我为我的党感到骄傲


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[Kindly post your answer in your comment.]


Secret Path:

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Remove spaces to arrange the code
Meticulous eyesight to see the code
Read it out to break the code

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Creative Director/Founder of
Da Winci Code

铜乐主席入院

<北海钟灵4日迅> 今早, 北海钟灵铜乐主席因好玩, 自行拿起铜乐指挥棒(尖头)来玩. 由于技术不足又要逞强, 所以整枝指挥棒在空中30米处回旋后, 准准插入他的脚中, 穿过鞋子, 袜子以及母趾旁. 他随后及时被送入医院治疗.

被穿破的鞋子

沾满血的袜子

亏你还笑得出

Masalah Sosial Murid

Nicholas Ooi

白粉仔

Perspectives From 4 Peoples

'The View From A Different Perspective' what a wonderful signature. Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? These are perspectives from 4 peoples that I collected as I ventured out last few days.

That day, wondering no more, I peeped at the conversation among a few peoples. At first, I heard this: "Hahaha, he very gai de."

And I don't know what this guy is referring to. After going through some information I obtained lately and through my MSN knowledge, I remembered this person---life is meaningless. He is the best detector at school in peeping humours among students---Ong Shiau Yeei. This should be another great form of information. Hold on!! Someone says something...

What!!! He is talented in kao lui? Wait let me check through Google. Kao Lui in Google stands for a process in obtaining trust, love, friendship, honour from another girl(or a group of girls). Lui here stands for Girl. Ok now I know. This XX is very gai because he is talented in kao lui?! Let me check again. Gai in Google stands for very bad. But why? Kao Lui shouldn't be very bad. We should wait and see. Here it comes again.

Seems like OSY is totally agree with Disconnect Hollow---Teh Tat How in saying that this XX's mouth is very geng. Through checking, geng in Google stands for very strong, good in doing something. In this case, his mouth should be very good in kao lui. This XX certainly possesses great potential in kao lui-ing as mouth is the most deleterious armour in kao lui-ing. Disconnect Hollow continues:

Chinese word?!?! Dunno what it means...But invariably it shouldn't be a good thing. Cannot check it through Google as I don't know how to type it. Hehe! However, this Disconnect Hollow is a master in Chinese Literature. This word should be HARMFUL. There should be a damn good explaination why Disconnect Hollow and OSY both are saying bad things about this XX.

!!!!! Now, I know why and who they are talking about. KLK is the guy. I know this guy and yes, he is pretty good in kao lui-ing. I should have thought of him. And Disconnect Hollow and OSY both are saying bad things about him because he is on 4 girls in one time!!! WTH!!! FOUR?!?! Bad bad KLK, how dare you... I can't help you in this case... Hold on, someone passes by.

Who is this? Meeji? Let me check. Meeji_Hyouketse is a famous Chemistry teacher currently teaching in the class where KLK, OSY and Disconnect Hollow are studying in. Well, she should know something. Let she continues.

Oh, she protects KLK. But why? SHHH... OSY says something.

OSY is still very angry. He proposes that KLK is cheating.

Meeji is still protecting KLK saying KLK is loyal. I'm totally confused to all of these. Why a teacher will ever want to protect a student who did so many bad things?

OSY keeps on providing solid facts. And Meeji doesn't seem caring. She is still protecting KLK, without caring what OSY has said. I continue my peep until I hear a fourth voice coming from a far distance.

Yuh4n!! Reputable professor in the school Meeji's teaching. Good question. I want to ask that as well. Come on Meeji, answer us.

What!?!?! Don't!!! I haven't hear the answer....Come On!!! Don't!!!

Oh please.................No signal. No sign. No word. No sight. No breath. Nothing left.



Although I got no result this time, but still I learnt to see things from a different perspective. Oh yea? Just kidding......I will be much careful the next time and will ever make sure the transmission is at 100%. Isn't perspective a wonderful thing? Who knows..