Funny Acronyms

ADIL - Anwar di Dalam Isteri di Luar
AFRICA - After F***, Remember I Call Again
AIDS - After Intercourse Die Standing / Another Idiot Dying Story
ADIDAS - All Day I Dream About Sex
BATA - Buy And Throw Away
BEER - Beginning Enjoy, Ending Regret
BMW - Big Mouth Wife / Brings More Women / Big Money Waste
BOMBA - Bapa Orang Meraba Bontot Amoi
CHEVROLET - Can Hear Every Valve Rattle On Long Extended Trips
DAP - Donkey & Asshole Party
DHL - Delivery Halfway Lost / Dua Hari Lambat
DUNHILL - Do Undress Nicely, Hope It Lasts Longer
DODGE - Drips Oil, Drops Grease, Everywhere
FELDA - Father Engkau Lancapkan Dugong Aku
FORD - Found On Road Dead / Fix Or Repair Daily
FBI - Female Body Inspection
ISA - Ingin Sangat Anwar
JEEP - Just Eats Every Part
JKR - Jabatan Kebas Ragut
JPJ - Jabatan Pencuci Jamban
KASTAM - Kalau Aku Saman Tentu Ada Money
KTM - Keretapi Takde Masa
LDP - Langgar Dengan Proton
MARA - Mak Awak Rogol Aku / Monkeys Are Rare Animals
MCA - Money Conquers All / Mou Chin Ah (No Money)
MIC - Must I Come (to Dewan Rakyat) / Monkeys In Cage
MARLBORO - Men Always Remember Ladies Because Of Romantic Offer / Man Always Remember Love Because Of Romance Only
MAS - Must Always Suffer / Mana Ada Sistem
PAS - Pasti Akan Selamat / Parti Anak Syaitan / Pastikan Anda Sexy
PENIS - PENetration InStrument
PhD - Permanent Head Damage / Premature Health Deficit
PRO - Public Rubbing Object
POLIS - Pasal Orang Lain Ia Sibuk / Professionals Only Like Issuing Summons
PORSCHE - Piece Of Retired Scrap, Continually High Expense
PROTON - Possibly the Riskiest Option To drive On road Nowadays
RIP - Rise Is Possible
SIRIM - Saya Ingat Rambo Itu Melayu
TOYOTA - Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
UMNO - U Must Not Object