30.11.08

What will happen if you don't know Japanese?

有四个台湾游客在日本游玩,午饭时间到了,他们走进了一家日本料理寿司店。

这四位游客不是很懂日语,又是比划又是夹杂各地口语地点够了饭菜和饮料,总算填饱了肚子,但在准备结帐时却出了大事故:

A说:“用英语说买单应该可以吧!嗨,Bill(帐单)please!”
老板一鞠躬:“哈依,Bear(啤酒)。”
于是送上四瓶啤酒。

B说:“我来说,How much(多少钱)?”
老板脸泛红光:“哈依,ha-ma-chi(红蚶)!”
接连送上四份红蚶。

C连忙站起来:“听我说吧,日语说结帐应该是I-ku-ra,对,I-ku-ra!”
老板乐颠颠地向后厨喊:“I-ku-ra(鲑鱼卵)!”
马上就又有四盘鲑鱼卵送上桌,C很生气地骂了一句:“##老母!”
老板眉开眼笑地90度大鞠躬:“哈依,哈依,Kani-double(鲟双份)!”

D终于忍不住了:“三八啊!”
老板连打立正:“由西,Sam-ma(秋刀鱼)!”
四个游客一起瘫在椅子上了。

终于,帐单被送来了,价钱可想而知的贵。

C用台湾话说:“杀价!”
老板很惊诧但是掩饰不住开心的情绪:“哈依,Sha-ke(鲑鱼)!”
就这样四份鲑鱼又上桌了。

据说这四个游客至今仍在日本点菜,回不来了……

27.11.08

A LMAO Story

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, “If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.”The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, “Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!” The woman said,“That’s okay.”

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog warned her, “You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to”. The woman replied, “That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.” So, KAZAM-she’s the most beautiful Woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, “That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you. ” The woman said, “That’s okay, because what’s his is mine and what’s mine is mine.”
So, KAZAM-she’s the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, “I’d like a mild heart attack.”
So the moral of the story: Women are very clever.
Don’t mess with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.
Male readers: Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they’re really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

XD……..hehe!!!

How To Drink Wine


1) See that you've appropriately prepped your wine so that it is the proper temperature for drinking. There are varying opinions as to what that temperature is, but here's a good rule of thumb: If it's white, chill it in the fridge for at least an hour before serving, but if it's red, serve it at room temperature (unless the temperature of the room is above 70 degrees--in that case, chill it slightly, and invest in an air conditioner).

2) Make sure that, along with your bottle of choice, you also have a decent wine bottle opener--corks can be stubborn. And remember, if you're removing the foil seal from a particularly old bottle of wine, it's a good idea to wipe off the top of the bottle to remove any lead residue.

3) Inspect the cork for any mold or discoloration. If you find any, just make sure it doesn't continue down into the bottle--if it appears to stop at the top, simply wipe it off and proceed.

4) Once you have removed the cork from the bottle, sniff it. Yes, I'm serious, and no, this step won't invoke that fuzzy, lightheaded feeling--you're smelling the cork to detect any unpleasant aromas that may indicate spoilage.

5) If your drink of choice contains any sediment, you'll need to decant it. In English, this simply means to pour it into another container through cheesecloth, wire mesh, or coffee filters to remove the offending grit.

6) Pour yourself a healthy glass, and let it stand or "breathe" for a moment, to allow the complexity of the flavors to come through. Depending on what you're drinking, you may want to let it breathe for a bit longer--try an hour for young reds, and 2-3 hours for old, fine reds.

7) Deeply inhale the scent of your wine, as a good portion of what we perceive as "taste" is really determined by smell.

8) Take a sip and hold it in your mouth for a moment, noticing the different flavors you detect.

9) Drink up!

[This post is inspired by Harris]
[The above information are taken from www.howtodothings.com]

26.11.08

Toilet Signs All Over The World

Everybody should have been to public toilet. Remember how the toilet signs look like? Below are several funny toilet signs from all over the world:
























Have a nice day!!

25.11.08

Totally Looks Like

Lately, I had promoted www.engrish.com in English 1119.

Now, I would like to advertise totallylookslike.com.

Below are some pictures from totallylookslike.com that will make you ROFL:-












Wish to find out more? Visit them.

24.11.08

World AIDS Day 2008


The 1st of December, World AIDS Day, is the day when individuals and organisations from around the world come together to bring attention to the global AIDS epidemic. 2008 marks the 20th anniversary of World AIDS Day. Whilst we have come a long ways since 1988, there is still much more to be done.

The theme for World AIDS Day 2007 and 2008 is “leadership”. This theme will continue to be promoted with the campaigning slogan, “Stop AIDS. Keep the Promise.”

Leadership was selected as the theme for World AIDS Day to encourage leaders at all levels to stop AIDS. Building on the 2006 theme of accountability, leadership highlights the discrepancy between the commitments that have been made to halt the spread of AIDS, and actions taken to follow them through. The theme empowers everyone from individuals to organisations to governments to lead in the response to AIDS.



Know what AIDS stands for?
Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome? No, you are wrong.

AIDS stands for:
After Intercourse Die Standing / Another Idiot Dying Story



Below is the best World AIDS Day poster:-


Support the campaign! Have a nice day..

23.11.08

Top 5 Commercials That I Love And Admire

5) U Mobile---Good Design, Stupid Slang



Favourite Quote: Kenapa!!
Favourite Moment: That stupid yet KIAM PA face when saying KENAPA!! For more KENAPA!!, watch here.
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4) Tracia---KIAM PA, Stupid Pose


[No video]
[Can be found in TV nowadays...]


Favourite Quote: Tracia 亮丽您的秀发!!
Favourite Moment: When the group of girls stupidly open their mouths while shaking their body.
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3) Maxis---Creative, Funny Music, Funny Slang, Stupid Idea

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Favourite Quote: By being a better man, you can be a better fan.
Favourite Moment: Whenever I hear that slang.
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2) Mercedes---Creative, Cute, Different, Special, Good Music



Favourite Quote: You are the one, for me, for me, for me......
Favourite Moment: When he floods the toy car with water.
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1) Gatsby---Sexy, Fantastic music, 'Gay'-Like Character, Alluring, Just Like It..



Favourite Quote: I... I can give you Gatsby....
Favourite Moment: When he keeps on spinning his hair and his body at the same time.

Minyak Turun LOL

LOL...



LOL...

22.11.08

幸福套餐

第一:被點者請在自己的 BLOG裏寫下答案
第二 : 請傳另外五位的人.=)
第三 : 傳閱人‘請在于這五位當中鬥留言版’ 告知他(她) 被點名了..
第四 : 這當中的五位的人‘不得拒絕’
第五: 被點者‘請注明被誰點暸’ 在哪接到‘在傳給下五位’
第六: 這些被點名者’ 你們被點會得到祝福‘並且願望會實現’ 也會得到幸福.^^

‘幸福套餐^ 開始咯!!^^


幸福套餐 NO。1♥

01 你的綽號 : 我有吗?
02 年齡: 16岁
03 生日: 7 月3 日
04 星座: 巨蟹座
05 興趣: 上网,踢球,写BLOG
06 專長: 笑


幸福套餐 NO。2♥

01 你有沒有喜歡的人?: 目前没有
02 是否在交往?: 都说没有咯
03 現在幸福嗎?: 幸福
04 如果上天給你勇氣,最想做什麽事?: 演说,呈现
05 如果有天,你愛的人跟你告白的話?: 还小,不想想太多


幸福套餐 NO。3♥

01 點你的人是: TTH
02 他是你的: 朋友
03 他的個性?: 好人
04 認識他多久?: 9 years
05 你覺得他怎樣?: 都说是好人咯
06 你想對他說什麽: 祝你赚钱快乐


幸福套餐 NO。4♥

01 最愛的節目: Prison Break 算吗?
02 最愛的音樂: 很多(英文歌多过华文歌)
03 最愛的季節: 冬天
04 最愛的卡通: 很多
05 最愛的人: 人
06 最愛的顔色: 银色,蓝色,褐色,紫色
07 最愛的國家: 没去过那么多所以不知道
08 最愛的天氣: 晴天


幸福套餐 NO。5♥

01 如果上天給你三個願望:
a) 有钱,成功
b) 健康
c) 幸福快乐浪漫,和爱的人在一起(现在还没爱的人, Pai Seh)

02 你是很專一的人嗎: 不清楚
03 最深刻的回憶?: 回忆有,最深刻的没有
04 你是個很有信心的人嗎?: 70%
05 你很愛微笑嗎: 我爱笑, 不过不是微笑
06 如果你要放棄你現在的生活,你願意嗎: 現在的生活还不错,很幸福
07 妄想什麽樣的生活: 有钱,成功,健康,幸福,快乐,浪漫 (为什么那么多? 都多说是妄想咯)
08 是否橫刀奪愛才是愛: 当然不是

調卷到此結束 ‘點人者請至于被點者的留言版’ 告知被點名了。
不明白

Leg Shaking

What is this?
Yes, of course our dearest LEG.

Below are a few things that can be done by our leg:
a) Play football.

b) Play crazy football.

c) Walk.

d) Run.

e) Escape.

f) Dance.

g) Fight.
h) And there is one more thing you can do with your leg: Shake it!!! Yes, you can.

There's been a good article about Leg Shaking Habit recently:

For full page viewing, click here.



So, what's wrong with leg shaking? An interview was taken place recently with professor Sleeping Hollow. He witnessed few leg shaking moments and came out with this:

[Goyang: Shake]
Nobody knows who he is referring to. Yet, nobody wishes to know. He/she maybe somebody around us right now. You, Me, He or She...... Any idea?


Don't bother...Don't wonder.....

Have a nice day!! And SHAKE IT ALL DAY LONG!!!!!