Down Syndrome

Tezuka and SLK - 你那么爱她

This is MP9 - The Last Piece Of Work Before SPM





Good Luck in SPM!

Friends Career Part 1

FRIENDS CAREER PART 1

************************************************************************************

Name: Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen
Career: Chemical Engineer, Petronas Director

Promotion:
Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen: What is the name of your car? I can supply you petrol.
Customer: I forgot the name, but it starts with ' T ' .
Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Second Customer:
Customer: Jacob, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen: Well, I can say that male organs here are like Proton car.
Customer: ??
Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen: Look tough but actually very soft.

************************************************************************************

Name: PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han
Career: Electric and Electronic Engineer

Interview:
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Second Interview:
Interviewer: Hans, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han: Well, I can say that male organs here are like transformer.
Customer: ??
PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han: The higher the voltage, the lower the heat loss.

**********************************************************************************

Name: Alastor K Jillian Kok Liang Kooi
Career: Pharmacist

Quotation:

My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is Analgesic,
My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory,
My Presence Is Antiseptic,
My Feeling Is Antipathetic. ..
That’s Why I Am
Pharmacist.

Story:
腼腆的他有一天终于鼓足勇气问心爱的女孩J：你喜欢什么样的男孩子？
女孩说：投缘的。
他问了好多次还是一样的答案，
他只好伤心地说：头扁一点的不行吗？

Question From A Girl:
Girl: 头扁的, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Alastor K Jillian Kok Liang Kooi: Well, I can say the male organs here are like labourers.
Girl: ?
Alastor K Jillian Kok Liang Kooi: Because it works day and night......

*********************************************************************************

Name: Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei
Career: Money Advisor

Quotation:
I LOVE SIM LIEW KUN!!! (In Facebook)

Life In NUS:
Lecturer: Tezuka, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei: I is...
Lecturer: No, Tezuka. Always say, 'I am.'
Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

Question from NUS:
NUS: Tezuka, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
NUS: How can you say so?
Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

**********************************************************************************

Ever Hear Dolphin Sing?

WOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

DILLIGAF

DILLIGAF is an acronym, abbreviation or slang word which means:

Do I Look Like I Give A F*ck!

Sentence Making:

Girl: Does this dress make me look fat?
Guy: Dilligaf?


Joe: hey Bob look what i got.
Bob: Joe, DILLIGAF.


Friend: Your mother has cancer?
Son: Aww... DILLIGAF.

吓到笑

吓到笑主题曲和片尾曲都是黄明志写的:

主题曲



片尾曲

Trial Exam - 涵枪党

Trial Exam Add Math 有这么一道问题: “已知大象身高***，体长***，体高***。 找出大象的重量。”




晓宇：“身高/360*身长+PI*(体宽-1000)*体积*3重量=体重。”

龄贵：“Kerajaan maritim mendapatkan gajah dari Burma dan Siam untuk dijadikan kenderaan raja.”

子圣：“找个母象回来勾引他，让他说出自己的体重......”

达豪：“对他用满清十大酷刑逼供，直到他招了为止.......”

毓涵：“这个简单.....直接从5楼扔下去，用牛顿第二定律就算出来了........”




Trial Exam BC 有这么几道问题:




子圣都这么回答：


君子成人之美，__________
答：小人夺人所爱

穷则独善其身，__________
答：富则妻妾成群

洛阳亲友如相问，__________
答：就说我在花满楼 （.....)

Happy Hari Raya!

The 100th Post

Thank you, readers of WILSON..


Here's little gift of gratitude:

Dubai's Al Nassma Camel Milk Chocolate

Stay tuned.
The best is yet to come.

I Passed My Driving Test Like That

钟恩变怪的原因

有一天,

钟恩

抓走慧敏

慧敏一直在叫"救命"

钟恩:你尽管叫破喉咙吧, 没有人会来救你的!

慧敏:破喉咙!破喉咙!

没有人:慧敏,我来救你了!

钟恩:说曹操曹操到!

曹操:钟恩,你叫我干嘛?

钟恩:哇呀!看到鬼了!

鬼:呵~被发现了!

呵:胡说,谁发现我了?

谁:关我屁事!

钟恩:oh~my god!

上帝:谁叫我!?

谁:没有人叫你啊!

没有人:我哪有!!

据说钟恩就是这样子得了精神分裂症，在班上发疯

Jim A Taught Me How To Write Karangan

[Click to Enlarge]




Her English Also Not Bad..

Life No Longer Meaningless Part 4

Link for Life No Longer Meaningless Part 1
Link for Life No Longer Meaningless Part 2
Link for Life No Longer Meaningless Part 3


WE OWNZ

BARK TRANSLATOR

The device, which was unveiled at the International Tokyo Toy Show 2009, is said to work best on adult dogs.

The £129 gadget, produced by Takara Tomy, has a microphone that is placed around the dog's neck and a hand-held unit-operating device for pet owners to carry.

When the dog barks, the microphone records the sound and transmits the data to the owner's wireless hand-held device, which then 'translates' it.

A speech synthesizer reads out the dog's intentions, which also appears on the screen of the gadget.

An answering machine function can also record your pet's expressions of desire when owners are absent.

The model was first created seven years ago by Dr Matsumi Suzuki and sold more than 300,000 units, but the latest version will be the first to include sound.

It will hit the shops in Japan on August 27.

CHOCOLATE MOUSE

DENTURE SOAP

COOL SKATEBOARD

HARD DRIVE CASES

GOOD DESIGNER

CREATIVE PEN-DRIVE MAKER

CREATIVE MACHINES' DESIGN

CREATIVE ADVERTISING DIRECTOR

.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.

LIFE NO LONGER MEANINGLESS