Professor: Have a girlfriend?
Citizen: Of course.
Professor: Beware. You never know. They don't harm you when you don't harm them. But if you do, you will have to bear the consequences.
Citizens: What?
Professor: They will outnumber you.
Citizen: How to know my girlfriend wanna kill me?
Professor:
a) Through food poisoning by simply adding tablets into your meal.b) Through wine poisoning by simply adding venomous source.
c) Through bathroom utility by simply modifying the flush.
d) Through hairdryer by simply changing it's look.
e) Through cosmetics by simply designing the opening.f) Through computer or laptops by simply installing new hardware.
g) Through clock by simply fixing new button.h) Through bath and shower gel by simply getting use of her chemistry knowledge.
i) Through physical contact by simply doing it when you are unaware.
Citizen: @#$%^&! *Faint*
Professor: Just kidding.
25.10.08
Girlfriend Disaster
Labels: OTHERS
22.10.08
20.10.08
Overloaded?
Everyday-posting may not be that convenient as 2B is approaching. As the last exam in 2008, we should strive harder as this may be the ever last chance for we to make any significant improvements in order to maintain or climb up to a higher rank.
Lots of homework(delayed) need to be done, lots of books need to be revised, lots of Sejarah notes need to be memorized, lots of tuition need to be attended, lots of facts and equations need to understand.
That's life of a student.
Labels: WILSON
17.10.08
Beckham Strikes LA
Well, this news is an old one but I found this video very funny. Must watch!!
Labels: Videos
16.10.08
Mac vs PC
Meet The Next Generation Of Notebooks.For more information, go to apple website.
Why choose Mac? Why not PC?
a) Simple. Born ready:-b) Gorgeous. Mac does what a PC does, only better:-
c) Less softwares for Mac because:-
d) Wanna watch a fantastic war between Mac & PC?
15.10.08
I Wondered
Don't tell me you don't wonder, worry or care about anything. Sometimes, it just happen:-
a) I wondered whether I can be as creative as a fish even although it's just suiciding.






g) I wondered whether they are playing Hide & Seek or playing Pretend & Seek?



k) After all, after you read this post, u will also wonder. U will wonder whether u should give a 5-stars rate or 4-stars rate. U will wonder whether u should admire my style or admire my pictures? U will also wonder whether u should leave a comment or not? The more u wondered, the more question's marks will be. The more question's marks, the more strains will u suffer. The more strain u suffer, pls don't let it happen. Why? If u suffer, nobody will view my blog anymore. Cheers my friends. Just don't wonder too much. (^.^)
Labels: Animals
14.10.08
Animals=Humans
Aim: To prove that animals=humans.
Hypothesis: Animals=humans. 100% guaranteed.
Apparatus: 防震防水 Camera.
Other requirements: Patience, Stamina, Speed, Physical Endurance.
Procedure: 1) Walk into forest and capture whatever photos you can get that prove animals=humans.
Results:
a) Animals are emotional. They easily lose control like students such as KLK.














n) Most of all, this one I'm not sure of. Do animals have their penis as small as humans? Or 50 times larger? Cant manage to see from this angle.


Labels: Animals
13.10.08
9.10.08
8.10.08
Life No Longer Meaningless Part 1
Somebody told me that life is meaningless and he made me this:-Thus, I explained to him by providing examples showing that life is meaningful and interesting:-
a) We own cool shoe.b) We own cool toothbrush.
c) We own cool car.
d) We own cool handphone.
e) At work, we can sleep whenever we like because we are creative in certain way.
f) In the bathroom, our shampoo get stored in a specially designed area.
g) Most of all, we will be using very funny cash.
h) When we are old, we enjoy ourselves by playing this.
So, life still meaningless? Better think twice. (^.^)
Labels: Life No Longer Meaningless