25.10.08

Girlfriend Disaster

Professor: Have a girlfriend?
Citizen: Of course.
Professor: Beware. You never know. They don't harm you when you don't harm them. But if you do, you will have to bear the consequences.
Citizens: What?
Professor: They will outnumber you.
Citizen: How to know my girlfriend wanna kill me?
Professor:
a) Through food poisoning by simply adding tablets into your meal.

b) Through wine poisoning by simply adding venomous source.

c) Through bathroom utility by simply modifying the flush.

d) Through hairdryer by simply changing it's look.

e) Through cosmetics by simply designing the opening.

f) Through computer or laptops by simply installing new hardware.


g) Through clock by simply fixing new button.

h) Through bath and shower gel by simply getting use of her chemistry knowledge.

i) Through physical contact by simply doing it when you are unaware.

Citizen: @#$%^&! *Faint*
Professor: Just kidding.

22.10.08

Da Winci Code

Feel free to break codes?
http://dawincicode.blogspot.com/

All Evil?

20.10.08

Overloaded?


Everyday-posting may not be that convenient as 2B is approaching. As the last exam in 2008, we should strive harder as this may be the ever last chance for we to make any significant improvements in order to maintain or climb up to a higher rank.



Lots of homework(delayed) need to be done, lots of books need to be revised, lots of Sejarah notes need to be memorized, lots of tuition need to be attended, lots of facts and equations need to understand.

That's life of a student.

17.10.08

Beckham Strikes LA

Well, this news is an old one but I found this video very funny. Must watch!!

16.10.08

Mac vs PC

Meet The Next Generation Of Notebooks.

For more information, go to apple website.

Why choose Mac? Why not PC?
a) Simple. Born ready:-
b) Gorgeous. Mac does what a PC does, only better:-
c) Less softwares for Mac because:-

d) Wanna watch a fantastic war between Mac & PC?

15.10.08

I Wondered

I wondered whether I will finish revising 2B or not? I wondered whether I will understand all the topics taught or not? I wondered whether Chelsea will become the Champion or not? I wondered whether I will strive in my favourite online game or not? I wondered whether this blog will become famous or it will not be? I wondered whether tomorrow will be a fantastic day or it will not be? I wondered whether I can have PJ every Thursday or not? I wondered whether I am happy or not? The more I wondered, the more question's marks will be. The more question's marks, the more strains will I suffer. The more strain I suffer, I will be very dull and sad.

Don't tell me you don't wonder, worry or care about anything. Sometimes, it just happen:-
a) I wondered whether I can be as creative as a fish even although it's just suiciding.

b) I wondered whether I should laugh like a hippopotamus or smile like an ant?

c) I wondered whether I admire the people who created this advertisement or admire the people who created Nike?

d) I wondered whether the guy is too strong or the tree is too weak.

e) I wondered whether should I ever swim in a swimming pool or a car pool? At least not Winnie The Pooh.

f) I wondered whether I should wear this in Halloween or wear this in Valentine Days?


g) I wondered whether they are playing Hide & Seek or playing Pretend & Seek?

h) I wondered whether Kleenex is better or Durex is better?

i) I wondered whether Internet is good for human in such a way or bad for dogs in such a way?

j) After reading the 4sa1 blog, I wondered whether I should kill the guy who wrote it or appreaciate him? I wondered whether I should laugh or cry? I wondered whether I should be excited or become dull? I wondered after finding who the guy is, should I kiss him(if he is a boy) at the lips or smack him at the stomach? I wondered what should I do next. The more I wondered, the more question's marks will be. The more question's marks, the more strains will I suffer. The more strain I suffer, I will be very dull and sad. But, in other hand, the more I wondered on how to smack that guy, the more question's marks will be. The more question's marks, the more glee will I suffer. The more glee I suffer, I will be very happy and excited. Don't let me catch you buddy, I will never WONDER anymore to use my M16 to blast off your head.

k) After all, after you read this post, u will also wonder. U will wonder whether u should give a 5-stars rate or 4-stars rate. U will wonder whether u should admire my style or admire my pictures? U will also wonder whether u should leave a comment or not? The more u wondered, the more question's marks will be. The more question's marks, the more strains will u suffer. The more strain u suffer, pls don't let it happen. Why? If u suffer, nobody will view my blog anymore. Cheers my friends. Just don't wonder too much. (^.^)

14.10.08

Animals=Humans

Scenario: Animals, normal creatures in world are nothing special to harp on. But do you know that animals do have strange moments, funny poses, hilarious acts and very stupid reactions in their 'social' lives just like humans? In a much simple way, animals=humans=animals. Evidence? I have recently walked into their world to see what's actually happening and captured all their foolish moments with my (防震防水) Camera. What I get? Photos...More Photos...And Much More Photos...Through every single piece of photos, I prove that animals=humans.
Inference: Behaviour of animals is dependent on behaviour of humans.
Aim: To prove that animals=humans.
Hypothesis: Animals=humans. 100% guaranteed.
Apparatus: 防震防水 Camera.
Other requirements: Patience, Stamina, Speed, Physical Endurance.
Procedure: 1) Walk into forest and capture whatever photos you can get that prove animals=humans.
Results:
a) Animals are emotional. They easily lose control like students such as KLK.

b) When they are angry, they will find a way to membalas dendam like students such as CZX(qaz), KLK.

c) Animals like to bend the rules like students who like to ponteng such as OJL, KLK, TBG, CLJ.

d) Animals are playful like teenagers such as OWS, TLH, CCS, KLK, TTH.

e) Animals are intelligent like professors such as NYH.
f) They are so intelligent until they know how to 'memperalatkan orang lain' like students such as Yxx.

g) Worse, animals eat a lot like humans such as CTW and The Incredible Hulk.

h) Animals like fashion but mostly use it in a wrong way like students such as YJJ.

i) Animals can do incredible things like actors such as The Dark Knight.

j) Animals know how to menggoda other animals but fail every times like students such as Yxx.

k) After they failed on their attempts, they like others to care about them like students such as Yxx.

l) Animals also like to suck/touch others' privacy when they are not allowed to like students such as GZE, OSY.

m) Animals often get tired like students who like to sleep at class when they are tired such as KLK, GJL, OSY.


n) Most of all, this one I'm not sure of. Do animals have their penis as small as humans? Or 50 times larger? Cant manage to see from this angle.

Even from this angle.

Conclusion: The hypothesis is accepted. Animals=Humans. And now, I don't only get Photos...More Photos...And Much More Photos, I get experiences, knowledge, laughter and ideas after reading this post. I will continue posting with my style....

13.10.08

Happy Halloween





HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!

9.10.08

Why Choose If You Can Combine?

8.10.08

Life No Longer Meaningless Part 1

Somebody told me that life is meaningless and he made me this:-

Thus, I explained to him by providing examples showing that life is meaningful and interesting:-
a) We own cool shoe.

b) We own cool toothbrush.

c) We own cool car.

d) We own cool handphone.

e) At work, we can sleep whenever we like because we are creative in certain way.

f) In the bathroom, our shampoo get stored in a specially designed area.

g) Most of all, we will be using very funny cash.

h) When we are old, we enjoy ourselves by playing this.

So, life still meaningless? Better think twice. (^.^)