R. I. P. Michael Jackson

On June 25, 2009, Jackson reportedly collapsed at a rented home in Holmby Hills in Los Angeles. After he collapsed, Jackson's personal physician, with him at the time, attempted to resuscitate him. Los Angeles Fire Department paramedics responded to a 911 call at 12:21 pm, arriving nine minutes later. Jackson was reportedly not breathing and CPR was performed. Resuscitation efforts continued both en route to the UCLA Medical Center, and after arrival at approximately 1:14 pm, for a further hour. Jackson remained in a coma and died shortly after arrival. He was noted to have already been in cardiac arrest by the paramedics who attended his house. Jackson was pronounced dead at about 2:26 pm local time (21:26 UTC). The cause of death is currently unknown. The case was transferred to the Los Angeles coroner for investigation. Jackson's body was transported by helicopter from UCLA to the LA Coroners offices in Boyle Heights.

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R. I. P. Michael Jackson

H1N1

H1N1 has reared its ugly head,

Therefore

What Is Cibai

CIBAI
An Abstract Interpretation-Based Static
Analyzer for Modular Analysis and Verification
of Java Classes

For more information,
visit http://research.microsoft.com/pubs/78035/vmcai07.pdf

Turn It Up

Turn The Jokes Up

A. Why men are like computers..

1. They are useless until you turn them on.
2. They have loads of data but are still clueless.
3. As soon as you pick one a better model comes on the market!

B. Why women are like computers..

1. No one really understands them.
2. All of your errors can be detected and will be stored in their memory.
3. You find yourself spending all your money on accessories for them!

C. Three reasons why cats are better than men..

1. Cats love you however you look like.
2. You can stroke a cat without it thinking about sex.
3. You don't mind when your cat chases after birds, not you!

D. Four reasons why dogs are better than women..

1. Dogs obey when you shout at them.
2. Dogs don't do shopping.
3. You can give away your dogs to children.
4. Any guy can get a cute dog!

E. Why don't men often show their true feelings?

1. Because actually they don't have any.

F. What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?

1. Magnets have a positive side!

G. Why are married men fatter than single ones?

1. Singles come home, see nothing's in the fridge and go to bed.
2. Married come home, see nothing's in bed and go to the fridge!

H. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

1. Widow (because her husband is always at one place; the graveyard).

I. The IDEAL man does not smoke, does not drink, does not flirt, does not go out late at night. In short....DOES NOT exist.

J. MENopause, MENstrual pain, MENtal illness, HYS(his)terectomy...ever noticed how women's problems start with men??

K. Conversation between a wife and a husband:

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper so I'll be in your hands every day.
Husband: I wish that too, so I can change you daily!

L. Confession from a wife towards her husband:

" I'd like to compare you with a nice cold of watermelon juice, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect, and when the glass is empty..I just take the next one!"

M. What a man says to a woman he doesn't like:

"I look at the stars..they are beautiful..I look at the moon..it makes me feel so good..I look at you..I..I...I'd rather look at the stars and the moon again..."

N. What a woman says to a man she doesn't like:

"When I look at the stars I see you..when I look at the moon I see you..when I look at the sun I see you...again?? Well get the **** out of my way!"

O. When a man wants to make fool out of a woman, he'll say:

"What's the difference between cute and feeling cute? You don't know? Well...cute is me, and feeling cute is you!"

P. When a woman wants to make fool out of a man, she'll phone and say:

"Hey, would you like to come over here? No one's in the house."
The man went to her house, and no one was there.

Q. Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.

R. Women are like a phone call; nice to chat with, but if you press the wrong button, the line's gone.

S. Bride's father hands a note to the groom:

"Goods sold are not returnable."

The groom gave another note back to the father:

"Contract void if seal is broken."

T. When a guy tells you that he loves you from the bottom of his heart, be careful. For this may mean that there's still enough space for another girl on top.

U. Man says it's great. Man says it's fine. Nine months later he says it's not mine!

V. A successful man is the one who makes more money than he can spend. A successful woman is the one who finds him.

W. All women are bitches.

B - BABE
I - IN
T - TOTAL
C - CONTROL OF
H - HERSELF

[Source:youcannotreadthis.blogspot.com]

Transformers 2

Transformers will have their revenge this June.
All sorts of transformations will be transformed these coming weeks
as such:-

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Transform it, Baby!

Terminator Salvation

Command wants us to fight like machines. They want us to make cold, calculated decisions. We are not machines and if we behave like them - what's the point? Command is going to ask you to attack Skynet. I am asking you not to. If even one bomb drops on Skynet before sunrise our future will be lost. So please stand down. Give me the time to protect our future that all of us are fighting for. This is Alexander Mahone. If you are listening to this, you are the resistance.

This year is 2018. Judgment Day happened. If we stay the course, we are dead! WE ARE ALL DEAD! I knew it. I knew it was coming. But this is not the future my mother warned me about. And in this future, I don't know if we can win this war. Well, there is no extraction plan for the prisoners. We're going to level the place. This is Alexander Mahone.

Come with me if you want to live!



Arrrzzzzz, stop right there Terminator!! I'll kill you!! If you're going to point a gun, you'd better be ready to pull the trigger. You are an infiltration prototype, the only one of your kind...the human condition no longer applies to you. Accept what you already know, that you were made to serve a purpose - to achieve what no other machine achieved before. To infiltrate, to find a target and then to bring that target back home.



You and me, we've been at war since before either of us even existed. You tried killing my mother, Sarah Connor. You killed my father, Kyle Reese. You will not kill me!

Arrrrzzzzzzzzzzz!!! Freaking machine!

He saved my life. I saw a man, not a machine. We've been fighting a long time. We are outnumbered by machines. Working around the clock, without quit. Humans have a strength that cannot be measured. What is it that makes us human? Not somebody you can program. You can't put it in a chip. It's the strength of the human heart. That's the difference between us and machines.



Everybody deserves a second chance. This is mine.



Now, DRAG YOU TO HELL!! You can't win this war!



Arrrrzzzzzz!!!!!! Watch me!



What should I tell your men when they find out you're gone?



I'll be back. Arrrrzzzzzz!



Devil hands have been busy... Win or lose, this war ends tonight!



So that's what death tastes like. Arrrrzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!! I surrender!!



You are a loser! Just like the whole Terminator Salvation movie, not Interesting! A movie that is not as good as expected. It lacks the hearts of the originals. Hope the writers can produce much better terminator films in the future. Arrrrrzzzzzzz!!

Death On The Opposite House

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This is a passage written by a student in SPM although the question wasn't about Death On The Opposite House. Still remember 1B exam's questions about Death On The Opposite House? Hehe, take a look...