29.10.09

Friends Career Part 1

FRIENDS CAREER PART 1

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Name: Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen
Career: Chemical Engineer, Petronas Director

Promotion:
Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen: What is the name of your car? I can supply you petrol.
Customer: I forgot the name, but it starts with ' T ' .
Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Second Customer:
Customer: Jacob, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen: Well, I can say that male organs here are like Proton car.
Customer: ??
Master Jacob Henry Chew Chee Shen: Look tough but actually very soft.

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Name: PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han
Career: Electric and Electronic Engineer

Interview:
Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Interviewer shouts: Stop it.
PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Second Interview:
Interviewer: Hans, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han: Well, I can say that male organs here are like transformer.
Customer: ??
PHD Hans Frauline Ng Yu Han: The higher the voltage, the lower the heat loss.

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Name: Alastor K Jillian Kok Liang Kooi
Career: Pharmacist

Quotation:
My Words Are Antibiotic, My Smile Is Analgesic,
My Touch Is Anti Inflammatory,
My Presence Is Antiseptic,
My Feeling Is Antipathetic. ..
That’s Why I Am
Pharmacist.

Story:
腼腆的他有一天终于鼓足勇气问心爱的女孩J:你喜欢什么样的男孩子?
女孩说:投缘的。
他问了好多次还是一样的答案,
他只好伤心地说:头扁一点的不行吗?

Question From A Girl:
Girl: 头扁的, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Alastor K Jillian Kok Liang Kooi: Well, I can say the male organs here are like labourers.
Girl: ?
Alastor K Jillian Kok Liang Kooi: Because it works day and night......

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Name: Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei
Career: Money Advisor

Quotation:
I LOVE SIM LIEW KUN!!! (In Facebook)

Life In NUS:
Lecturer: Tezuka, give me a sentence starting with 'I'.
Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei: I is...
Lecturer: No, Tezuka. Always say, 'I am.'
Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

Question from NUS:
NUS: Tezuka, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei: Well, I can say that male organ in Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
NUS: How can you say so?
Tezuka SLK Ong Shiau Yeei: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.

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2 comments:

meeji said...

haha good writing. i like description of KLK as pharmacist :P

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