10.7.09

Melayu Bagi Matematik & Sains

Why Malaysians insist on using English for math and science?

How dangerous it will be if we try to use Bahasa, especially in school. See example below:-


Hardware = barangkeras
Software = baranglembut
Joystick = batang gembira
Plug and Play = cucuk dan main
Port = lubang
Server = pelayan
Client = pelanggan

Try to translate this:-

ENGLISH:
That server gives a plug and play service to the client using either hardware or software joystick. The joystick goes into the port of the client.

Now in BAHASA:
Pelayan itu memberi pelanggannya layanan cucuk dan main dengan menggunakan batang gembira jenis keras atau lembut. Batang gembira itu akan dimasukkan ke dalam lubang pelanggan.

5.7.09

Baptism Of Fire

4.7.09

铜乐主席入院

<北海钟灵4日迅> 今早, 北海钟灵铜乐主席因好玩, 自行拿起铜乐指挥棒(尖头)来玩. 由于技术不足又要逞强, 所以整枝指挥棒在空中30米处回旋后, 准准插入他的脚中, 穿过鞋子, 袜子以及母趾旁. 他随后及时被送入医院治疗.





被穿破的鞋子


沾满血的袜子





亏你还笑得出



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