4.12.08

Collection of Computer's Funny Moments

At first, you need to know what's COMPUTER:

Clear? Understand? Ok, let's proceed.

Now, you need to know is computer male or female?

As you are aware, ships have long been characterized as being female (e.g., "Steady as she goes" or "She's listing to starboard, Captain!").
Recently, a group of computer scientists (all males) announced those computers should also be referred to as being female. Their reasons for drawing this conclusion follow:
FIVE reasons to believe computers are female:

1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.

2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.

3. The message "Bad command or file name" is about as informative as, "If you don't know why I'm mad at you, then I'm certainly not going to tell you."

4. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.

5. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

However, another group of computer scientists (all female) think that computers should be referred to as if they were male. Their reasons follow:
FIVE reasons to believe computers are male:

1. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.

2. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem.

3. As soon as you commit to one you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have obtained a better model.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

5. Big power surges knock them out for the rest of the night.


Do you know that
Computer IS:
GOOD:
a) When you are stuck:

b) In advertisement:
c) As a spy:
Computer IS:
BAD:
a) Because sometimes, it makes you mad:

b) Too many "hardwares" making you to go crazy:

c) When you have it slightly OVER:
Computer IS:
FUNNY:
a) Because of the term computer is using (Back up!!!):

Computer IS:
USEFUL IN DAILY LIFESTYLE:
a) When you use the certain terms in explaining something:

b) Or use the certain terms in exaggerating something impossible:

c) Even use it as a joke:

Computer IS:
"USEFUL" IN OTHER FIELDS:
a) To search for stupid pictures:

b) Or to make stupid pictures:

c) Blogging:


d) Drama watching:

e) Learning:

Most of ALL
Computer IS:
WHAT WE CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT:

All Hail the modern technology in front of you right now... Have a nice day!!

1 comments:

shaun said...

nice :P ...dropping by